Aug 30 2011
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My internet connection completely died a minute before my fantasy football draft Sunday night meaning my team switched to auto-pick. There was nothing I could do except wait helplessly and pray I ended up with a decent team. Unfortunately, auto-pick totally screwed me. Here’s my sorry-ass team, The Vintage Movie Posters:
QB: Willie Cornbread-Applewhite
RB: Taco “The Taco Truck” Benson
RB: Sammy Junebug Horner
RB/WR: Yunel Stoops
WR: Maxwell Fixwell
WR: Bob “The Over-Dressed Salad” Poon
TE: Kate Ollie-Droop
K: Louie Broomakowski
D: The Grasshoppers
Bench: Fred Durst, Austin Bradman, JJ “KK” Moon, Dang Carnoises, Hello Smith, Chris Chross, Garrison Hearst, Zander Pee
