2008

Jun

“Hey Eric, what’s your song for this summer?” “Sorry, that’s a...

“Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes.”
— Shaq’s freestyle rap.

I just remembered. I hate celery.

Deadliest Catch, the video game! I could see this being fun...

Another Google preview picture for an article that makes me...

So this morning I’m writing at Brown Cup, at my favorite table right next to the assorted...

This is the kind of hijinks the school uniforms were...

Braves' Smoltz to have season-ending shoulder...

Yes, I own this card.

May

Harvey Korman. R.I.P.

Minor league pitcher traded for 10 bats

Jazz musicians interpret Pavement’s “Blue Hawaiian.”

I gotta start watching the news again.

“Steve Hamilton of the New York Yankees was known for throwing the folly floater. One of...

We know Conan O'Brien, and Jimmy Fallon is no...

“Shakedown, breakdown, takedown Everybody wants into the...”
— BOB SEGER - “SHAKEDOWN” (via...

New “Anton & Crapbag” Not sure why the “warning” is on there twice.

Happy National Train Day!

Nice Fish Chipper!

Too much, right?

Hilarious commercial from Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo.

Apr

Dear god….no.

Eric Gregg in the outfield at Veterans stadium. I...

Dude bids 420 three straight times! I hope it was worth it! Although, I really don’t see how...

Dolly debuts Dollywood’s newest ride, “River Battle!” From the park’s...

Cat Coffin Bed! For when you’re sick of your cat being...

Thank you Birch Harms for finding this months ago.

MTV's "Rock the Cradle"

ucbw: UCBW CageMatch: Uncle Eddie vs. The King of Hearts

Possibly my favorite “Anton & Crapbag!”

It’s the movie everyone but me is calling “Blair...

Mar

Apparently in the 60’s, Frankenstein got the chicks.

kulafoods: …and far, far too much wine. Well, this...

Newest “Anton & Crapbag!” Rocket Skates!

Photo of the eagle ray that leaped - YES, LEAPED - onto a...

ucbw: TT Billingsworth interviews The Unfukwitables, Marz...

ucbw: “So They’re Into… Sports Entertainment! The WWE is...

Oh Langston! Why do you have such crazy cousins?

Newest “Anton & Crapbag”

For some geeky reason that would take too long to explain,...

ucbw: WrestleSlamMania is only 17 days away! I like to yell things.

Feb

Move over beautiful pebbles in a stream, I just got a NEW...

I just got an email from my dad that read only this: “Don’t forget the vols sat.night...

TV NIGHT! 8:00 American Idol (2 hours!) 10:00 Project Runway 10:00 Dinner Impossible 11:00 Ghost...

New Anton & Crapbag!

I clearly have trouble pwning!

Worst PWN ever?

Hey Bryan Adams! Listen up! The next time I do karaoke, I’m gonna sing the shit out of this...

Well congratulations “Little Big League.”...

ucbw: Last Night’s Action: The Cowboy vs. The Pledge

I’m fascinated by this story. It’s what happens when you mix huge balls, zero good...

Today marks the 4,965th day (almost 14 years) of me having...

As soon as I walked into the voting booth today and closed the black, tarp-like curtain behind me,...

There was a ton of great Super Bowl commercials this year, but this one is by far my favorite!

Jan

Also featuring my small TV, black Crate & Barrel TV stand, and large brick wall.

“Son, this is your dad! Wake up! Wake up and exit the house! No, I’m not in the room....

Laura don’t trust no one but Laura.

Happy MIDNIGHT OIL Day, everyone! Light those beds on fire!

“‘Spartans’ win box-office battle!”
— This LA Times headline has...

Doug: What’s wrong, Bud?Bud: It’s my butt. It’s….Doug: Too dry and...

No longer will I fumble to open a bag of plain sunflower...

Can you believe it?! Only two more days until...

I first saw this segment on “Reading Rainbow” back in 1983. It’s about a 12-year...

I know there’s girls in bikinis in this picture, but...

Embarssingly, I’m the white kid in the pastel.

An Open Apology

I owe an apology to my friend who, while telling me about encountering tiger sharks while...

In defense of this courtroom sketch artist who clearly...

I finally understand how hoof and mouth disease is spread.

If you buy a cowboy tee and wear it - say, only once every...

This is my second favorite theme song to an old Swedish cartoon that most Amercian’s remember...